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By Jess Snow Sep 6, 2007

Is Brad Pitt really as dumb as he sounds? The one-time golden boy of Hollywood is following the lead of what he seems to suggest is his mentor and life guide Angelina Jolie and with each interview sounds more foolish. One can only wonder how bad his NBC interview in New Orleans would have gone if he hadn't have been interviewed by Pitt-Jolie groupie Ann Curry.

Brad Pitt: Life's Too Short to Stay With a Loser Like Jennifer Aniston

Her idea of a tough statement - "He's so cute." Now Pitt has made his own statement that life is way too short to stay with his wife of five years Jennifer Aniston when he was getting come hither looks from Angelina Jolie.

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Then the dolt replied that they were still friends. Basically Brad claims that life with Jennifer was not enough to fill his ego and his new found sense of importance. He didn't want to "sit on the couch" anymore. He would need a serial orphan adopter to make him feel better about himself. They can travel the world, get good press for what they believe is good deeds and live the life of luxury while lecturing others on how to live.

Sadly the Pitt-Jolie plan fell hard somewhere along that last adoption of Pax-Thien Jolie. Once they snagged that little kid out of the orphanage, many people seemed to turn on the couple. "Who's gonna watch these kids," people asked. That was the start of the Jolie-Pitt backlash. Now their films flop, and they are ridiculed.

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Jolie tried to squash the criticism by saying that she would be a stay at home mom. That worked for about fifteen minutes as she hasn't stopped working since. Now Pitt and Jolie are criticized for using the kids as props as they take them out whenever they have a movie to promote. And Pitt, well he's still pimping that long awaited Jesse James western he believes is so important. So he and Maddox are at the game and he takes Zahara to the park.

But last I read, it's going to be so bad at the box office that he had to put the inevitable "limited release" on it so it wouldn't be compared to the last flop "A Mighty Heart." Maybe Pitt set his goals too high, maybe he belongs on the couch.

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