Steve-O: Jessica Simpson Should Sleep With Me

Jackass star Steve-O has been used and discarded by Nicole Richie one tabloid claims.  And now Stephen Glover (yes that's Steve-O's real name) has an idea how he can get on with his life, he wants Jessica Simpson to sleep with him.

A plan by Steve-O?

That's right - his plan - have sex with Jessica Simpson.  I'm sure that's many other single men's plans as well.

Is he kidding?  Probably, but hey - its worth a shot.

He reportedly said:

"I've been dumped. (Nicole) figured out I'm a bad idea. It's time for Jessica Simpson to have sex with me."

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Report:

Nicole's reps deny that the pair were ever an item:

Despite numerous recent reports of nightclub liplocks between the "couple," Richie's reps say they never dated.

Jefferson Reid explains how Steve-O's "sudden availability translates into bedding Jessica Simpson is a leap in logic, of course, but is perhaps to be expected from a guy who once stapled his scrotum to his leg...just for the fun of it!"

Good point.

--Cathy Beers