Earlier reports say that Britney Spears is set to deliver her baby in a special pool filled with 1,000 one-liter bottles of specially blessed Kabbalah water. The cost for this was estimated to be over $3,500.
Now a published report notes that Brit has confessed that she cannot understand her Kabbalah books, the holy texts on the mystical Jewish faith.
"I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them," the Sun quoted the dedicated star as telling Elle magazine.
"They are all in Hebrew. I don't understand everything. But it's kind of OK that you don't," she added.
I'm sure it's really okay. The Kabbalah water birth should make up for it.
Another publication reports that Brit's hubby Kevin Federline doesn't seem to share her dedication.
"Kevin isn't into it as intensely as I am. For some reason I'm thirsting for it. But he looks at the books every once in a while," she said.
I wonder if he reads Hebrew.
--Tina Sims