Britney Spears Sarcasm: Booze and Pregnancy Reports Mocked by Spears

Britney Spears did some stand up comedy over the weekend.  And though she didn’t pull a Michael Richards or a Don Imus, she whiffed fairly poorly on her attempt at humor.  Brit launched into an apparently sarcastic impersonation of a Valley Girl that was oh so thinly disguised with ‘beat you with an umbrella rage, reports Us Weekly.

Britney Spears Sarcasm: Booze and Pregnancy Reports Mocked by Spears

First, she demanded that the X17online videographer not ask her a single question, (“It’s my time,” she told shutterbug Sandro) who is a former Brazilian police officer this weekend in a bizarre recorded message.  Spears took Sandro into a private room at a tanning salon to record her public message. Spears chose X17 over many other photographers that were present.

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“And, like, I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like for real. C’mon y’all,” Britney told X17online.

The mocking continued:   “I just want to say that I’m just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice. Like, oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid.”   It was the same with the reports of her drinking.

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No one has reported Britney was pregnant since the last time she was pregnant and they were correct on that one.  It was reported that her drinking drove her to rehab.  It’s hard to figure what she is thinking with stunts like these.