Should Britney Spears Offer K-Fed An UNromantic “Get Away”?

A tabloid report says Britney Spears doesn't know that her hubby Kevin Federline is planning to record a duet with Shar Jackson, his ex-girlfriend and mother of two of his kids.

Should Britney Offer K-Fed An UNromantic “Get Away”?

Gee, I wonder when the little preggy wifey will find out. Anyhow, the rumor is that the two cozy ex-lovers will record their version of Bobbi Brown’s song, “Get Away.”

Maybe it will be a wake-up call for Brit to finally make KFed get away.

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The Chatham Jaycees in Illinois held its annual festival Friday, and one of the most popular events was the cow chip tossing competition. But no matter how far the guys could throw it, they couldn’t possibly beat the recond. When it comes to tossing bovine doodoo, Congress has a permanent lock on that.

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If the weather is OK, the shuttle Discovery was due to land at Cape Kennedy today. Considering what’s happening on Earth now, nobody would blame the crew if they turned around and went back into space.

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Playboy has offered to pay millions for some famous bodies to pose nude. Britney, Jessica, Paris, Pamela, Ashley and others. Only Simpson is seriously considering the offer. Unfortunately it is O.J. Simpson.

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Last week the governor of Virginia officially pardoned a woman convicted of witchcraft 300 years ago. Advisors are now consulting with the President to do the same for Ann Coulter.

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All the late night comedians are having fun joking about the 80-year-old Pittsburgh codger who was arrested for dealing drugs from his house. He said he paid prostitutes with crack cocaine instead of cash. He also claimed one of the ladies made her living by charging him $100 worth of cocaine per visit whenever he had an urge to use her services. Do you believe the 80-year-old guy? How can any business lady live on $200 a year?

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Ted Sherman is a retired corporate PR manager and executive speech writer. Today he's a humor and travel writer, and occasional contributor of jokes to a major TV comedy show. He's a graduate of the University of the Arts and the University of Penn Grad. School of Communications, and a US Navy veteran of WWII and the Korean War.