The secret is out! Brad Pitt has Angelina Jolie permanently inked on his person for all time! When lifting his hand to wave at fans he let the cat, or shall I say tat, out of the bag, as his shirt rode up to display a striking tattoo right above the waistband of his jeans. At that precise moment, fans of 'Brangelina,' worldwide began working to crack the code as soon as they saw it and had it broken down in a matter of hours.
Brad recently confessed all to foreign journalists on his overseas tour to promote his critically acclaimed film, 'The Assassination of Jesse James.' Though even if he hadn't confirmed his new ink (stating it was 'for Angie') pictures do not lie.
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So what mysterious love tat did the fans uncover? Those famous six-pack abs have been permanently and romantically etched with Angelina Jolie's date of birth (06/04/75), written in Khmer, which is the first language of their oldest son, Maddox. The design appears as a striking and ornate scroll maybe two inches below Pitt's belly button, and from what we hear, Papa Pitt's new tat was a birthday gift to the love of his life.
We can only imagine what kind of reaction he got - oh to have been a fly on THAT wall!
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Angelina, still grieving over the loss of her mother Marcheline Bertrand from cancer in early 2007, was expecting her 32nd birthday to hit her hard, as she had always received a phone call from her Mother at the precise minute she came into the world. This year, no phone calls would come.
Brad, anxious to lift Angelina's spirits was rumored to have snuck off and gotten inked right before Angelina's birthday, and surprised his lady love with the symbol of his devotion on her special day.
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The irony is, rather than write of such a heart-melting swoon-worthy moment (and fact-based at that!), most sleazy tabloids chose to create and manufacture stories about this loving and obviously devoted couple. To get a closer look at Brad's er...devotion see here and here.
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