Former WWE Star Paul Heyman Hustles Joumana Kidd & Miss Swedish Vodka
By Jerry Melnick
Mar 4, 2008
Paul Heyman's old professional wrestling character "Paul E" came out to play on this week's "Heyman Hustle" offering from the SUN (UK), with the wild New Yorker showing off his improv skills in outlandish interviews featuring NBA Basketball legend Jason Kidd's soon to be ex-wife Joumana, and Lina Axmacher, the gorgeous spokesmodel for Christiana Vodka who is known as "Miss Swedish Vodka." Joumana Kidd is perhaps the most notorious sports wife in America.
Former WWE Star Paul Heyman Hustles Joumana Kidd & Miss Swedish Vodka (Image: UK Sun)
An excerpt from the much-talked-about "Hurricane Joumana" story on Yahoo!Sports (January 16, 2007) said Joumana Kidd, an ex-Budweiser model turned NBA TV gadfly, pushed for her own platform of power. She had front-row seats across from the visitor's bench at the Meadowlands, several rows in front of the rest of the players' families.
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The cameras loved her. After her husband, she was one of the Nets' most famous figures in Metropolitan New York. And to get Jason to re-sign with the team in 2003 over San Antonio's offer, to keep him happy, there included an understanding that it meant meeting the demands of his wife.
The Nets had to bow to her whims and wishes, and as one official sighed, "We usually did." The Sun's press release on episode said her diva lifestyle --coupled with the headline grabbing charges and counter charges between her and Jason Kidd -- have made Joumana "the sports wife from Hell."
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And while Heyman keeps asking Axmacher "real or fake" (he wasn't talking about wrestling), he goes right after Joumana in a fashion that vengeful Jason Kidd fans will love.
Heyman: "So, you're Jason Kidd's ex wife? Joumana: "Soon to be ..." Heyman: "Which means that's some really expensive (expletive)"
In another conversation, Joumana asked Heyman for divorce advice, which of course Heyman used a platform to sell himself as a "42 year old fat bald Jewish guy that used to be in wrestling." See the episode here.
Heyman finally gets Joumana and Lina to dance on his table together. No lesbian kisses this week, but that wouldn't have been necessary. And we haven't even begun to discuss Lina Axmacher. As Heyman's former announcer Joey Styles would scream, "Oh My God!" The statuesque blonde was quite the beauty on the Hustle this week.
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