The rock-star Hollywood trio of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are constantly tied together in the entertainment media reports - so why not tie them together in fiction? The NY Post reports that is just what happened in a new book.
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| Angelina Jolie, Brad & Jennifer Aniston: 'Impossibly Tongue-Tied' |
Calling it a 'tabloid tease' Page Six suggests that Brad and Angelina, Britney and Kevin may want to check out Josie Brown's new novel, "Impossibly Tongue-Tied," for its ripped-from-the-headlines plot that mixes their scandals together.
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The Post reports that in the book, a stardom-seeking pretty boy named Nathan Harte, "pegged by the tabloids as 'the next Brad Pitt,' falls for his own hype and winds up in the arms of his co-star," according to Brown's publicist.
"[He leaves] behind [his wife] Nina and child, a la Kevin Federline." But Brown says her story isn't a downer, insisting, "At least in fiction, you can count on a happy ending."
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A release promoting the book gives this tease.
Jennifer and Brad. Jessica and Nick. Reese and Ryan. And now Britney and Kevin can be added to the long list of Hollywood’s famous -- albeit failed -- marriages. Why are the odds for wedded bliss so dismal in Tinseltown?
"We look at these beautiful people, and we just assume that they were made for each other; that they’ll live happily ever after. But the burden of celebrity comes with an enormous amount of stress which can crack up even the strongest relationship. Add to that long stretches apart when one partner must be on location, and the romantic temptations that pop up while working with other beautiful people, well, you can just imagine how that kills the odds for a successful celebrity marriage.”
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The publicist touts it by noting that as an entertainment feature writer, Brown has seen such dangerous celebrity liaisons first hand. Though she changes the names to protect the infamous, the plots of her books they will revolve around such naughty antics.
Sounds like the perfect Holiday stocking stuffer.
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