Poor Britney Spears. The commando singer has been lampooned by satirists, comedians and in general just water cooler jokesters all across America. And live on Tuesday night, actresses like Jennifer Aniston and that Halle Berry were joking that they were ''glad they wore panties" as they received their awards.
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| Britney Spears Crotch Shots Jokes by Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry |
Both stunning leading ladies that are, like Britney, prime paparazzi targets playfully noted that they were covered underneath their adorable and sexy outfits and even tried to give an assist to poor Britney.
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Aniston, appearing in a flowing short skirt, took the elevated stage and looked down at the fans directly below her. She flashed her famous grin and said, "Man, I tell you, it's a lucky thing we do wear underwear, huh?" Jennifer took the stage to collect her award for favorite female movie star.
Berry, in a stunning Gucci-designed skirt cut high across her thighs, thanked God for remembering her underclothes, and comedian Robin Williams -- named funniest male star -- said about Berry: "Thank God for having her wear that dress ... Britney -- underwear -- remember that." Halle earned the award for best female action star for her role in "X Men: The Last Stand."
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Britney did grab an award for herself on Tuesday. The Malibu mom topped Mr. Blackwell's 'Worst-dressed' for the second straight year. For 2006, she was joined by former friend Paris Hilton.