One would think that Britney Spears should catch a break. She is freshly out of her 'rehabilitation' program and already out clubbing and attending basketball games. She has covered her bald dome with a variety of wigs and hats, has had some work done on her teeth, and now even has big blue eyes thanks to some new contact lenses. She looks refreshed, but still the memory of her crotch flashing ways has caught up to her.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Elected as 'April's 'Fools'

Her one time running buddy Paris Hilton may or may not be headed for the clink. Associated Content reports that the heiress has been found by L.A. Sheriff's office and the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office to be in violation of the terms of her recently instated probation. This could force Hilton to spend up to a whopping 90 days in a minimum security jail.

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Both top the list of the eight annual 'Most Foolish' American Survey sponsored each year by well-known New York publicist Jeff Barge.

According to the new survey, 76% of Americans said Spears -- who recently went bald after a dispute with her mom that had her entering rehab and who has gone underwear-free on at least one recent nightclub outing -- had "done something foolish in the past year." "Going commando, mutilating your own head, baby-bobbling -- they've all been done before individually," notes Mr. Barge. "But combining them, that's like a triple-axel of foolery."

In second place in the Eighth Annual Most Foolish American Survey was perennial contender Paris Hilton, with 67% percent of Americans saying she had "done something foolish" in the past year. Among her most recent exploits, Paris has had her secret diaries exposed as the result of failing to pay fees for her storage locker, has been arrested for drunk driving -- and has even been engaged to another person named Paris.

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The total list this year is as follows:

1. Singer Britney Spears 76%
2. Socialite Paris Hilton 67%
3. Singer Michael Jackson 64%
4. President George Bush 63%
5. O.J. Simpson 60%
6. Vice President Dick Cheney 56%
7. Actor Mel Gibson 56%
8. Astronaut Lisa Nowak 53%
9. Former Congressman Mark Foley 51%
10. Seinfeld comedian Michael Richards 51%