Britney Spears baby must be feeling some odd vibes by now. First there was the paparazzo that was popped with a pellet gun outside of a baby shower in Malibu earlier this month. Then reports were that the expectant singer went on an after-hours reported $10,000 shopping spree at an exclusive Beverly Hills area baby store.

Reports there say, "it's a boy" as she purchased all baby boy clothes.

“Her rep called the store, Petit Tresor, and had it closed down and Britney came in with her body guards and spent about $10,000,” says a source. “She has very good taste, actually: elegant and simple. I was surprised.”

Now as the date for the birth of her reportedly bouncing baby boy nears, a blurb from Slate cites a trio of tabloids with this bizarre item.

In Touch reports that Spears "will deliver her baby in a special pool filled with 1,000 one-liter bottles of specially blessed Kabbalah water—costing a whopping $3,800!" And according to Us Weekly, the pop star may name her baby boy Preston, "an English moniker that means 'dweller at the church.' " Spears' husband, perennially unemployed former backup dancer Kevin Federline, is also getting spiritual: He was spotted by Star clutching a copy of Deepak Chopra's The Book of Secrets.

The caption? "Kevin: deeper."

Kevin--deeper? A $3,800 "Kabbalah water birth?"

This last month should be interesting.

--Cris Bergman