Osama bin Laden Orders Hit on Bobby Brown to Gain Whitney Houston?
The gallery of the absolutely absurd rears it's very ugly head in the form of 9/11 terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden and a bit of an obsession he allegedly has with Whitney Houston according to a report in the New York Post.
Osama bin Laden, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown may make the most bizarre triangle this century. The skinny is that the world's most wanted terrorist is so obsessed with Whitney Houston that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.
Page Six leads with the item on Monday and reports that Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."
Oh the humanity.
Boof writes that "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."
The terrorist then let his racist flag fly telling the 'sex-slave/author,' "African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures," bin Laden supposedly said. "What need do you have for a womb?"
And Boof writes that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested her hairstyle. "Why do you wear your hair braided?" he fumed, telling her that "only monkeys" did that.
But Boof writes that even Osama has such a weak spot for Whitney and "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
Charming. Can we get Whitney into the CIA or another alphabet organization to help the US find this piece of garbage?
--Brad Butler writes from Washington, DC
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